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seedy:

now WHY would you snapchat me that photo if ur gonna put it in your story 

(via asian)

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying
rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface
i don’t think people understand how stressful it is to explain what’s going on in your head when you don’t even understand it yourself..

(Source: known13, via of-mice-and-my-mom)

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad, via makeshiftsmilesafterawhile)

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(via makeshiftsmilesafterawhile)

bitch-you-are-dead:

Happy birthday, Jason :D
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